The story of man is told in headlines around the world. Eligible headlines must be at least moderately amusing, published online and must start with the word “man.” Submit your headlines now.The Story of ManTumblr (3.0; @storyofman)http://storyofman.tumblr.com/Man with over $70 chooses jail over $1.57 soda<a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gtdNtAhSF9vnmrCruLvit4c26yFAD95CIEEG0">Man with over $70 chooses jail over $1.57 soda</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/67612254http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/67612254Tue, 30 Dec 2008 23:48:08 -0600Man arrested over gang signs in Santa photo<a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-santa23-2008dec23,0,5742886.story">Man arrested over gang signs in Santa photo</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/66708883http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/66708883Thu, 25 Dec 2008 02:35:24 -0600Man tries to steal fire engine to go home for holidays, police say<a href="http://www.sltrib.com/news/ci_11290711">Man tries to steal fire engine to go home for holidays, police say</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/66708836http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/66708836Thu, 25 Dec 2008 02:34:37 -0600Man accused of smuggling mummies<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/7799488.stm">Man accused of smuggling mummies</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/66708724http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/66708724Thu, 25 Dec 2008 02:32:47 -0600Man who snatched wig will have toupee<a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSTRE4BF51N20081216">Man who snatched wig will have toupee</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/65430795http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/65430795Wed, 17 Dec 2008 16:13:41 -0600Man steals hearse during funeral; gets shot<a href="http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/sfl-1218-hearses,0,7669233.story">Man steals hearse during funeral; gets shot</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/65400303http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/65400303Wed, 17 Dec 2008 12:50:01 -0600Man shot while trying to run over officer <a href="http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ap/tx/6169332.html">Man shot while trying to run over officer </a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/65392994http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/65392994Wed, 17 Dec 2008 12:03:13 -0600Man stabs woman for taking remote<a href="http://www.wivb.com/dpp/news/Man_Stabs_Woman_for_Taking_Remote_20081203">Man stabs woman for taking remote</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/65257172http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/65257172Tue, 16 Dec 2008 18:39:27 -0600Man brings 11-inch knife to court in walking stick<a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5iEAaXy0o94-0ns192Nyxsd_HCGIwD9507DFO2">Man brings 11-inch knife to court in walking stick</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/65253135http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/65253135Tue, 16 Dec 2008 18:09:52 -0600Man throws shoes at Bush in Iraq<a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5j057jBReERcsF-FcZRSWe0h1gaXQD952KAAO0">Man throws shoes at Bush in Iraq</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/65252898http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/65252898Tue, 16 Dec 2008 18:08:39 -0600Man Arrested for Throwing Sandwich at Girlfriend<a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,467147,00.html">Man Arrested for Throwing Sandwich at Girlfriend</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/65252730http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/65252730Tue, 16 Dec 2008 18:07:49 -0600Man Steals Fridge Full of Urine Samples<a href="http://idle.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/12/16/1612237">Man Steals Fridge Full of Urine Samples</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/65252375http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/65252375Tue, 16 Dec 2008 18:05:47 -0600Man caught seven hours in St. Louis pawn shop chimney is charged with burglary<a href="http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/news/stories.nsf/stlouiscitycounty/story/069B1FDBACDAFC818625751C0014D182?OpenDocument">Man caught seven hours in St. Louis pawn shop chimney is charged with burglary</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/64344434http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/64344434Thu, 11 Dec 2008 14:04:06 -0600Man Arrested With Cocaine Hidden in Coat Hangers<a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,464926,00.html">Man Arrested With Cocaine Hidden in Coat Hangers</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/64148379http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/64148379Wed, 10 Dec 2008 13:48:49 -0600Man Thanks Teller During Bank Robbery<a href="http://www.click2houston.com/money/18234955/detail.html">Man Thanks Teller During Bank Robbery</a>: <h2 class="SubHead">Man Waved Goodbye To Bank Employees As He Fled</h2>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/64147090http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/64147090Wed, 10 Dec 2008 13:38:58 -0600Man cited for jumping in rhino pen<a href="http://www.upi.com/Top_News/2008/12/09/Man_cited_for_jumping_in_rhino_pen/UPI-51371228841077/">Man cited for jumping in rhino pen</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/64146908http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/64146908Wed, 10 Dec 2008 13:37:30 -0600Man held after ice-scrape injury<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/berkshire/7774097.stm">Man held after ice-scrape injury</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/64146809http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/64146809Wed, 10 Dec 2008 13:37:01 -0600Man bleeds to death from picking his nose too much, inquest hears<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1092166/Man-bleeds-death-picking-nose-inquest-hears.html">Man bleeds to death from picking his nose too much, inquest hears</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/63740693http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/63740693Mon, 08 Dec 2008 13:08:22 -0600Man charged with beating three-month old son<a href="http://www.themonitor.com/articles/tamayo_20751___article.html/old_month.html">Man charged with beating three-month old son</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/63731884http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/63731884Mon, 08 Dec 2008 12:08:32 -0600Man Accidentally Shoots Wife During Sex<a href="http://www.kcci.com/video/18195523/index.html">Man Accidentally Shoots Wife During Sex</a>http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/63580126http://storyofman.tumblr.com/post/63580126Sun, 07 Dec 2008 16:33:56 -0600